A.

You spend the entire evening at your local pub. After ingesting 15 pints of Stella you are violently ill and you are sick on the bar. Consequently the landlord drags you out of the pub. Unimpressed by this you make futile attempts to headbutt the landlord. Unfortunately you are so inebriated you simply head butt a a car windscreen and your head is severed from your body. Back to start.